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'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"I've had an unlucky life, my first wife died and my second wife wont"

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"O positive, why?"

'No ice.'

Pina Coladas

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"You want your olive?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"So, do you come here often?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"Thank you, Sir."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Raw Piano Bar

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Another martini please.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.