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"You want your olive?"

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"So, do you come here often?"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Another martini please.'

Raw Piano Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Beer

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'