Bar Scenario Enthusiast Pillows

"You want your olive?"

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"So, do you come here often?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Another martini please.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Beer

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'