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Two lady sharks at a bar checking out a handsome shark - 'You know what they say Gloria... the bigger the fin, the bigger the fun!'

"I'm not an alcoholic yet. . . but I see the writing on the floor."

"Would I like a balloon animal?... Is that some kind of new cocktail?"

'No ice.'

Nelly's Nail Solon

'Another martini please.'

'Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician!'

Drunk young man drinking from a wine pump.

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Billy Goat and the Landlord

Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."

"Too dry?"

"A banana daiquiri. And hold the daiquiri."

"A whino!"

I know this bar is known for it's pink squirrels, but ... Is it normal for one to be running up my pant leg?

"So, do you come here often?"

"Doreen and Janice. Were excited to see a tool-using hominid at the end of the bar that night."

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."

I could have danced all night!

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"You want your olive?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."