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"Mine's a large one!" "How I wish!"

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"So, do you come here often?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I love college."

Club insecurity.

'Another martini please.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

Happy hour.

'You've had enough!'