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'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"I need a man who will commit."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Thanks for that."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

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'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"I don't understand... I've scientifically proven that you were wrong. How can you still be mad at me?"

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'