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'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Well admit it, we're both here for the same reason.'

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'

"My friend finds you attractive....would you mind going outside to check on her seeing-eye dog?"

"I'm divorced - not certifiably pre-owned!"

"She's just being Koi."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I just love a nice knight out."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

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"I need a man who will commit."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"I really like smart women."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

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"The catch of the day is me."

Chick Magnet

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"