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"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I need a man who will commit."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'George and I met on line!'

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

'It's another special interest call senator - your wife!'

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

Pete's trying to groom himself"