Mini Hostess Gifts

"I'm exhausted. Get your own damn tea."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Wine Lady

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

School trip little porters.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Lemonade without borders.

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Come dine with me!

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'You just had to tell them to make themselves at home!'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"I've got reservations for this evening."