Miniature Homemaker Gifts

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Moving in

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Search for Missing Socks

'It's a self-build.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'