Amateur Homemaker Gifts

Moving in

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Well-done, alright?"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Amy Sedaris

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Child doing the washing up

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Search for Missing Socks

Recipes.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

A woman's work is never done!