Amateur Homemaker Gifts

Moving in

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Amy Sedaris

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Child doing the washing up

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

A woman's work is never done!

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Recipes.