Homemaker At Heart Gifts

Beaver cleaning a carpet.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Child doing the washing up

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

A woman's work is never done!

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"You've got termites."