Miniature Maids Gifts

'But you said to clean my room.'

Remote control pirate bully

"He likes it."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Building Sandcastles.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Slow Night

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I tested very high in playing."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"