Miniature Maids Gifts

'But you said to clean my room.'

Remote control pirate bully

"He likes it."

Building Sandcastles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Slow Night

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"I tested very high in playing."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Tiny people.

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Meter Maid

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.