Mini Host Gifts

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Canape?

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Horn of Leftovers

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Join me for dinner?

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

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