Mini Host T-Shirts

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Horn of Leftovers

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

Join me for dinner?

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'