"You kids want something to eat?"
Inclusive Host Gifts
Looking for a gift for your inclusive host? Our collection of witty and thoughtful products is designed to honor those who create welcoming, joyful environments. Whether it's a fun mug, a quirky t-shirt, a cozy pillow, or an inspiring print, these gifts cheer on the spirit of inclusivity and kindness. Delight your host with something that highlights their warm, accepting vibe and adds a personal touch to their hosting style. Show your appreciation for a host who makes everyone feel at home with our creative gift ideas.
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
Rainbow Quartet
"Sorry, that's not my table."
"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."
"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."
'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'
"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."
"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."
"A table in Siberia, please."
"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"
"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"
Sales and Diversity
"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
Compulsive Christmas Caterer!
Come dine with me!
'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'
'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'
Happy Valentine's Day
"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"
Inclusive family code in Cuba
'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'
'Give us a good table and we'll leave plenty of bones behind.'
"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"
'You just had to tell them to make themselves at home!'
Trustworthy Authority.
Stephen Fry
'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'
"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."
Alan Carr
"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"
Inclusive Host Gifts Collection
Inclusive Host Mugs
Explore our collection of inclusive host mugs—funny, heartfelt designs that make mornings brighter and show appreciation for welcoming spirits.
Inclusive Host Pillows
Find cozy pillows perfect for your inclusive host—add warmth and acceptance to their home with our thoughtful, charming designs.
Inclusive Host Prints
Browse our inspiring prints for inclusive hosts—beautiful artwork that promotes positivity and inclusivity in any space.
Inclusive Host T-Shirts
Discover our inclusive host t-shirts—playful, meaningful designs that allow your host to celebrate diversity and kindness in style.