
"You kids want something to eat?"
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"You kids want something to eat?"
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
Rainbow Quartet
"Sorry, that's not my table."
"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."
"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."
'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'
"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."
"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."
"A table in Siberia, please."
"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"
"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"
Sales and Diversity
"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
Compulsive Christmas Caterer!
Come dine with me!
'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'
'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'
Happy Valentine's Day
"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"
Inclusive family code in Cuba
'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'
'Give us a good table and we'll leave plenty of bones behind.'
"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"
'You just had to tell them to make themselves at home!'
Trustworthy Authority.
Stephen Fry
'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'
"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."
Alan Carr
"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"
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