Inclusive Advocate Gifts

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

'We have a new student starting today, class. Now, he's 2-dimensional, but that doesn't ,eam he's not the same as you or I.'

"I go out of my way to befriend people your church would have killed 300 years ago."

Champagne

New family code in Cuba

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Couple

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Same Sex Wedding

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Black Crayon

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

Disparate housewives.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'