Inclusive Family Advocate Gifts

Father and son

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"How is it gendered?"

"You're adopted."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Couple

Black Crayon

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Two by two.

"I prefer snow person."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

What to disclose at a job interview

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

Penguins with a Rainbow Egg

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

Elves in bed

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

For the Children

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

'Go ask your other mother.'

HMS Non-Binary "May God bless it and all who sail in it."