Diverse Family Advocate Gifts

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Inclusive speech

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"How is it gendered?"

"You're adopted."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Same Sex Wedding

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Disparate housewives.

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'