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'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"How is it gendered?"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"You're adopted."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Same Sex Wedding

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

Disparate housewives.