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"Prison destroys family life, I even missed my sons first court appearance."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"How is it gendered?"

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"You can always count on me."

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

For the Children

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

Wedding Planners & Divorce Lawyers in Support of Gay Marriage.

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'Go ask your other mother.'