Family Advocates Prints

"Prison destroys family life, I even missed my sons first court appearance."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"How is it gendered?"

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"You can always count on me."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

Wedding Planners & Divorce Lawyers in Support of Gay Marriage.

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'Go ask your other mother.'