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"What we're trying to say, Todd, is your daddy's rich and your momma's good looking. We're not your real parents."

"Foster failure"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"How is it gendered?"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"You're adopted."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

The evidence destroyed

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

'I'm home grown, but my Mom and Dad are adopted!'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'