Mini Chef Gifts

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

Jewish mother in training.

'It needs more dirt.'

'You said I should take care of Ralph - so I'm cooking his dinner tonight!'

'When do we eat? My stomach can hold out for about eight more minutes before panic sets in.'

"Thank you, Papi, this is the best present ever!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Children's Feast.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Little chef.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"What's not disgusting?"

My Cauldron Rules

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'