Mini Masterchef Gifts

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

Baby Piano

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Little chef.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Violin Player

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Take a bow!

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Boy baking a cake.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Baby dressed for the opera.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Little Piano

A child busking

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."