Mini Masterchef T-Shirts

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

Baby Piano

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Children's Feast.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Needs salt!'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Take a bow!

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Violin Player

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

Boy baking a cake.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Scales

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A child busking

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Little Piano

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."