Mini Master Chef T-Shirts

Little chef.

Children's Feast.

"I'd like to order something that's easy to push around on my plate."

Baby Piano

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Needs salt!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Violin Player

Take a bow!

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

Boy baking a cake.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Scales

A child busking

Little Piano

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers