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'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

Baby Piano

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Little chef.

Violin Player

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Take a bow!

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Boy baking a cake.

Boys Cooking

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Baby dressed for the opera.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

A child busking

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Little Piano

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."