Mini Masterchefs Pillows

'The flavour of this is great so far - pass the pickled onions and rasberry jam.'

Baby Piano

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Take a bow!

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Violin Player

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Boy baking a cake.

Baby dressed for the opera.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Boys Cooking

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

A child busking

Little Piano

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!