Tiny Chefs Pillows

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Children's Feast.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Little chef.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

Scales

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Castle Efficiency

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

Toddler restaurants

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'It needs more dirt.'

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Data Processing Center.

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

Multi-Functional

"But mom - it IS a well balanced meal."

Hangry

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."