Mini Chefs Pillows

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Children's Feast.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'It needs more dirt.'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"What's not disgusting?"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"But mom - it IS a well balanced meal."

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.