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'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Children's Feast.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Cookbooks

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Little chef.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."