Mini Master Chef Gifts

Little chef.

Children's Feast.

"I'd like to order something that's easy to push around on my plate."

Baby Piano

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Needs salt!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Take a bow!

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Violin Player

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Boy baking a cake.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A child busking

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Little Piano

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!