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"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

Food is fun.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Children's Feast.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Little chef.

Quartet of chefs.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

An angry barbecue.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Boy baking a cake.

"On. More. Try."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Spatula Conductor

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Too much salt!'

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

Capturing a Cook

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Salad Bowl Drum

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'No need for the Fancy Dress - you've only boiled me an egg.'

"So that's a three bird roast."