Future Chef T-Shirts

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

Pots and Pans

'She's the only girl in her home economics class.'

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"Gracie, if you're going off to college, you should know how to cook!"

Shopping for Vegetables

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Boy baking a cake.

Boys Cooking

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Local, free-range bug juice.

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'When a 3D printer can make a hamburger, I'll get one.'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

French bread

"I want you to be well in life, son...."