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'I see you're learning from your mistakes again.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

Lockdown casserole

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Boy baking a cake.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Stay at home food pyramid

'Your dinner's in the microwave.'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

Thanksgiving 2020