Mini Cook T-Shirts

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Domestic Goddess.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Children's Feast.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Cookbooks

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

Try to guess the continent dining...

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'