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When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Children's Feast.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Try to guess the continent dining...

Cookbooks

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."