Quick Smoker T-Shirts

The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

Professional woman in pub

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Men talking about the boots of the period

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

Quick gin. Sloe gin

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'You rang?'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

The Seven Second Workout

Pipe Smoking Fish

Lady with facemask smoking

Drugs and Rock & Roll

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'