Modern Smoker T-Shirts

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Richard Hughes.

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'You rang?'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Swamp creature with French baguette.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Although skeptical at first, Emma was beginning to see the benefits of bluetooth beacons in her shopping experience.

Visiting Santa

Pipe Smoking Fish

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Lady with facemask smoking

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'