Modern Smoker T-Shirts

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Vendo Tree.

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'You rang?'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Swamp creature with French baguette.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

Although skeptical at first, Emma was beginning to see the benefits of bluetooth beacons in her shopping experience.

Lady with facemask smoking

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Pipe Smoking Fish

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.