Nostalgic Smoker T-Shirts

A place to smoke.

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Elvis Presley

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Letter Collecting Nerd

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Grandma's caf

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'