Classic Smoking T-Shirts

'He loves his hand-held device,'

Professional woman in pub

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Biliard Enthusiast

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

Drugs and Rock & Roll

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

'Space is the only place I can escape criticism when I smoke my daily cigar.'

'I think we'll pass on having wine with dinner, but thanks for the ashtray.'

A place to smoke.

"More nicotine."

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

'Passive smoking is bad for your health, which is why you got sued by fourteen spiders and eight mice. From now on, you're not allowed to smoke in your cellar.'

After Dinner Cigar.

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

"I don't care how cheap they are, Dennis, I don't approve of single use pipes."