Classic Smoking Mugs

'He loves his hand-held device,'

Professional woman in pub

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Biliard Enthusiast

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

Drugs and Rock & Roll

'Let me get this straight. Your nicotine patch back fired on you?'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

Don't you puff your vape at me

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I think we'll pass on having wine with dinner, but thanks for the ashtray.'

'Space is the only place I can escape criticism when I smoke my daily cigar.'

A place to smoke.

"More nicotine."

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

After Dinner Cigar.

'Passive smoking is bad for your health, which is why you got sued by fourteen spiders and eight mice. From now on, you're not allowed to smoke in your cellar.'

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

"I don't care how cheap they are, Dennis, I don't approve of single use pipes."