Retro Smoker Mugs

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"All this trouble, just to light a cigarette..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Young Elvis

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

"The record player is skipping again."

'I miss the great depression.'

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

Mangle

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'

"No! No! Ya dang fools. Circle the covered wagons. Not the covered dishes."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'