Retro Smoker Pillows

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"All this trouble, just to light a cigarette..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I miss the great depression.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"The record player is skipping again."

Mangle

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Mammoth hoover