Vintage Smoker Pillows

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Men gossiping

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Men talking about the boots of the period

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

'You rang?'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Pipe Smoking Fish

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

Lady with facemask smoking

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

The legal gentleman named brass

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

A place to smoke.

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

Passive Aggressive

'Look! Make your mind up - do you want to go to football training or don't you, Geoffrey?'

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."

"I don't care how cheap they are, Dennis, I don't approve of single use pipes."

"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking."