Vintage Smoker Prints

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Men gossiping

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'You rang?'

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Lady with facemask smoking

Pipe Smoking Fish

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

The legal gentleman named brass

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

A place to smoke.

'I didn't know they sold e-snuff too...'

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'Look! Make your mind up - do you want to go to football training or don't you, Geoffrey?'

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

Passive Aggressive

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

Vaping Bogey

Designated Smoking Area

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."