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'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Luddite Zoom.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"They're infantilizing us!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"Shall we relocate to the other room for the Queen's Tweet?"

'There you are - it works!'

Who goes there - young Turk or old guard?

Turkey...cold turkey.

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Visiting Santa

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

A place to smoke.

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'In an age of GPS navigation, why do reindeer still guide your sleigh?'

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'Let's face it we're on the shelf.'