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'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

'Here, Ben, try somma my spitless tobacco.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

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"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Luddite Zoom.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

I'm sorry, but we don't carry artificial trees. They're mostly imported and made of environmentally awful vinyl. What material do you recommend? Tree's Tree Nursery. Wood.

"Not apple pie again!"

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